Funny Friday

It is absolutely beautiful outside with all the snow coming down. I am feeling creative. Here is a creative video that makes me smile. I love the reactions the people in the store have!

Funny Friday....Christmas Edition

Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas
decorations this year...


Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my
Christmas decorations.


The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had
more people come screaming up to my house than ever.



Great stories. But two things made me take it down.



First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents
as they almost wrecked when they drove by.



Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost
killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was
fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).



By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that.
My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks
where people literally drove up my yard.



Kind of feel like I gave in to the man by taking him down but
my neighbor did confirm two near miss accidents on the busy street next
to my house. I think I made him too real this time.



So it was fun while it lasted!

(No, this is not my home. Michael sent this to me in an e-mail. Too funny.)

Merry Christmas!

Funny Friday

Last Friday I showed what happens when my boys find my camera! Go here if you missed it. Well there was more on the camera...Boys! Where is my camera again?


Oh my! That is all I'm gonna say!








Another "sick day" video from Thanksgiving week.

Funny Friday....Boys! Where's My Camera??

I turn on my camera, and what do I see....

Do you ever pick up your camera and find strange pictures and videos on it? That happens to me all the time! We bought the boys each a Fisher Price camera for Christmas one year. The camera records just like my camera, however, their batteries are dead because they love it! Now they always find mine! It's time to invest in some rechargeable batteries!


Cameron missed two days of school this week from the Croup. Here is how he occupied himself for a while. I leave you with the latest video that Cameron made.



That is so Cameron! I'm off to disinfect my camera now! ;o)

Have a happy Friday!

Date Night That's Funny!

Tim Hawkins is a christian comedian. I've posted several videos of his in the past. I was so excited to learn he was coming to the Fayetteville area. Michael and I had already picked up our FNO (Friday Night Out) ticket from church. I'm so thankful that our church will keep our kids on Friday night so parents can go out on a date! Between trading date nights with my sister and the church, Michael and I will be trying to do date nights twice a month now. If you don't date your husband...you should! Make it a priority.

I knew I wanted to go to see Tim Hawkins. I'm so glad we did. What a funny guy! I laughed so much that night. I even had my 'ugly' laugh going on. It was also nice surpirise to find some friends, Tammy and her family there that we got to visit with beforehand too.

Here he his doing a mix of 70's songs. ( We were near the back, so not the best quality, but still funny.)

My Favorite Season

Happy Fall Y'all!

My boys stuck in the hay!

Funny Friday!

I know this video has been floating around facebook and even on T.V. this past month or so. I decided that for those of you have not seen it, or for those of you who want to laugh and smile today...take a look! I could watch this over and over...oh, and I have. It is that good!

You will not be able to keep a straight face on this one...promise!

Funny Friday...Bongos!

"MY BONGOS"!

Boy...oh...boy!

Happy Friday!

Funny Friday...Boys Will Be Boys!

Back a while ago I was visiting Carrie at Carrie's Little World. She had posted on how she makes a summer fun list of things the family wants to do over the summer. I loved the idea and used it as inspiration for a family night project of coming up with our own list. Everyone thought of five things to do that was frugal or that did not cost any money. Here is our list. It seems to keep growing!


I wasn't planning on showing this chalkboard again until I had completed the transformation....but as I was looking at our list I noticed a new addition had been added today!

Do you see it? Yes this was added by my soon to be 8 year old....Cameron! Just in case you don't see it...here it is all blown up! Pun not intended!

Hmmm already checked....how come I wasn't invited? This is suppose to be family activities Cameron! Oh yeah, blondes don't 'poot'. Thanks for NOT inviting me in on this one!

HAVE A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Funny Friday...Show Off!

Wednesday, the boys had some friends come over for the day. They had a great day together, and had a lot of fun. I got out the snow cone machine and the boys enjoyed a snow cone on the front porch.

The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had. ~Author Unknown

Next thing we know we see a boy on a four wheeler going down the road (no helmet) on his two back tires. I mentioned how he was 'showing off', and how that was dangerous.

Today, Cameron came up with this adorable and funny picture that reminded me of that 'showing off' incident. The bird in the tree is saying, "show off." The one diving head first says, "I don't care". When he falls he says, "ouch". We are all guilty of "showing off" at times...just like the bird that says "ouch". Do you have a funny story about someone showing off? Has showing off...back fired for you?

Friday Funnies!

I am doing my resume and filling out my application this week to teach. I will be subbing this year if I do not get a position. After eight years of staying home with my boys...Caden going to Kindergarten this fall...it is time. Sniff, sniff! I thought this was very fitting for today! Enjoy!


The Funny Things Kids Say...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ;o)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O..
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. Ha!!
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.. Now, Louie,do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (LOL!!)
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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I hope you all enjoyed the funnies! Have a fabulous weekend! ;o)

Funny Friday...Hired a window cleaner....

That's right. I'm tired of cleaning windows! I cleaned the windows in the dining room and the master bedroom. I'm done. I decided I would hire someone else to clean them!! I decided to catch my hired help on camera! What a cutie he is!

My beautiful white cat...looks a little dingy...okay dirty... yes, he is! His new favorite place to lay is in my big pot that is waiting to be planted. He curls up in the dirt!!!

Funny Friday

This week Funny Friday is provided by the courtesy of my 7 year old...Cameron.

The family comedian

I was helping grandma out by painting a dog/play house in her yard. All the grand kids helped out. Pretty soon all the kids were disappearing, and Cameron decided he was done too. He did a great job as all the kids did. He dropped off his stuff and my sister said. "Hey where are all the kids? I thought you guys were going to paint." Cameron replied, "we all retired."

At dinner tonight we were all sitting around the table. All five of us. I love Thursdays when 'Bubba' comes over. Cameron was eating his shrimp and dad said, "Cam you really like shrimp." "Yeah, I'm a shrimp machine." A few minutes later, Cameron suddenly announces..."I'm
done. The machine... is full!"

A few weeks ago, I was at the computer blogging away when I heard one of the boys come up behind me. I turned around and saw Cameron standing there. I turned back around, and I asked him if he wanted to blog? He then replied,

"Hey mom! I have an idea."

When I turned around
this is what I saw.

Have a great weekend!

Funny Friday

How Men Can Avoid Shopping

Banned from Wal-Mart

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Samsel,In the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato Juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'And last, but not least.

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Funny Fridays

Pretty Impressive and funny! Driving under the influence is NOT!

Don't drink and drive!



Be sure to turn off my music...you will want to hear this!

Funny Friday & My Week

I along with many of my awesome blogging friends have been trying to lose weight and get fit. This video is for you....Cheers! Be sure and turn off my I-pod.

My week:
I have taken a bit of a blogging break this week. Busy, busy week. With baseball practice in full swing, a family/school field trip (today-don't you just love how you can type a post in advance!), Easter, and Spring cleaning! I asked my DH to take the lap top to work with him. My house was a mess and I knew I would continue to procrastinate with the computer here. It worked!

I finished Spring cleaning the Master bedroom. I also got all the spring/summer clothes put up, went through clothes, toys, etc. for a future yard sale. We are also working on building a window seat in the master bedroom and some other projects around the house. As I am getting ready to go to Devil's Den State Park, I'll leave you with a pic of mommy's helper!

My yardsale pile......

and Caden!

Happy Friday!

Funny Fridays

I love to laugh! This man makes me laugh...Tim Hawkins is a christian comedian.


Proverbs 17:22 says, "A joyful heart is good medicine..." We all need a dose of good medicine and joyful hearts! We all should laugh more! So cheers to funny people!

Be sure and turn off my Ipod near the bottom.

Happy Friday!

Out of the Mouth of Babes

Caden 5 days old, Cameron 2 years.

*MY MOMMY*

(Answered by Caden 5 and Cameron 7 1/2)

1. What is something mom always says to you?

Cade: "You love me!"

Cam: "I love you!"

2. What makes mom happy?

Cade: "When I give you a hug and kissy."
Me: "Yes it does!"

Cam: "When I clean my room."

3. What makes mom sad?

Cade: "When I don't listen to you."

Cam: "When I don't write neat."

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

Cade: "When you tickle me." "Tickle me"(asking me to)....LOL! "And when you tell funny stories"

Cam: "When you smile...LOL...lookin funny."
Me: "Do I look funny?"
Cam: "When you make funny faces."

5. What was your mom like as a child?

Cade: "LOL...I have NO idea. Hmmm, you liked your baby sucker"

Cam: "You almost got bit by a snake when you were skiing."

6. How old is your mom?

Cade: "I don't know....well, how old are you? Just tell me and I'll say it."
Me: "I just turned 37 remember?"
Cade: "no"

Cam: "That's hard! How old are you?....36....39.....38.....37?
Me: "Yep, that's it."

7. How tall is your mom?

Cade: "24 inches!" as he is "measuring" me going up and down with his hands.

Cam: "Oh, I don't know that."
Me: "What would you guess?"
Cam: "I would have to get a measuring stick.....(still thinking)... about 45 length."

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

Cade: "Uh, do your blog and help me!"

Cam: "Make me laugh and play the computer."

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?

Cade: "I don't know because I'm at Aunt Tara's!"

Cam: "Pre-school"

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?

Cade: "music"
me: "Does your mommy sing good?"
Cade: "Yes, you do........you have a big mole at the back of your neck"
me: "LOL"
Cade: "Am I embarrassing you? Is this your big moley?"

Cam: "Your looks."
Me: "Thank you!!"
Cam: "And I mean it!"
Me: Awwww!

11. What is your mom really good at?

Cade: "hugging, kissing,... drawing pictures of me...your good at sharing...you let us play the computer...that's sharing. You make good cakes!! But I don't like carrot cake."

Cam: "Tennis (referring to the Wii)...LOL...I'm just kidding! Doing the computer...blogging."

12. What is your mom not very good at?

Cade: "Cutting ham."
Me: "Why do you say that?"
Cade: "Because you cut yourself right there...pointing to my Scooby Doo band aid on my finger from yes, a knife last night.

Cam: "Playing tennis" (On the Wii).

13. What does your mom do for a job?

Cade: "You help us...when something goes wrong you help us"

Cam: "Pre-school."

14.What is your mom's favorite food?

Cade: "pancakes"
Me: "Are you sure that's not YOUR favorite?"
Cade: "You like it too"

Cam: "That's easy...chocolate bar."

15.What makes you proud of your mom?

Cade:"When you give us candy and I say "Thank you."

Cam: "I'm not...LOL! Just kidding. When you clean my room and yours."

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?

Cade: "Mickey Mouse.....no........ Minnie Mouse"

Cam: "Tom...no....Jerry..."
Me: "Why Jerry?"
Cam: "Because your little."
Me: hmmmmm, huh? Maybe I should have his eyes checked again...uh... on second thoughts...I like them the way they are. :D

17. What do you and your mom do together?

Cade: "Clean the house, jump on the trampoline."

Cam: "Blog and play."

18. How are you and your mom the same?

Cade: "We're not! But, I'm tall like you and our eye balls are the same. We have matching pants."

Cam: "We have two eyeballs, a nose, two eyebrows, and two nostrils."

19. How are you and your mom different?

Cade: "Your too old and I am just a little bit old".

Cam: "You have a big mole and I have a small mole."
Me: How appealing!

20. How do you know your mom loves you?

Cade: "You just tell me."

Cam: "You look at me all the time and you laugh at me."


21. What does your mom like most about your dad?

Cade: "Talking to him."

Cam: "He's handsome!"

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?

Cade: "Locomotion!.......Chuckee Cheese."
Me: "Isn't that YOUR favorite place?"
Cade: "Do you like Chuckee Cheese Mom?...Do you like cheese? Then, you like Chuckee cheese!"
Cam: "Wal-Mart...to get chocolate....THAT IS LOVE!"
Me: "Oh dear!"

I plan on asking them this next year...hopefully I will get some healthier answers!! My addictions are now out!....{gasp} Yes, they love mommy....yes they do!


What do your kids think about you???

Cut and paste these questions and ask your kids their answers....it is a RIOT!
{As seen at Amber's}

Funny quote of the day!

Cameron was looking at a picture of one of my cousins...uh hmm...
I will not mention names! It was a close up picture and she had a enormous zit on her face. Well, Cameron says, "Man, she has a big ZIP".

Kids say the funniest things!

Kids Say The Funniest Things!

I love my funny boys! Today I had Caden on my knee bouncing him around and just playing with him because he needed some 'mommy' time. He had suggested it in the morning while I was trying to cheer him up. I was holding him after I patted his bottom for a "love pat" he took it as something else.

We were spinning slowly in the chair as I bounced him with him facing me. Then he said, "your bumps bump like a motor." I started dying laughing.... Was he referring to my size Double .... bumps...with no support on at the time? (Did I just write that?) So, after I got control of myself I asked him what bumps he was referring to..."your knee caps mom". In a tone like...don't you know mom.

Now he is informing me we are going to play a computer game together. "I'll tell you the rules and no fighting or fussing." Wonder where he has heard that before??

Kids are so funny!