Friday, June 12, 2009

Friday Funnies!


I am doing my resume and filling out my application this week to teach. I will be subbing this year if I do not get a position. After eight years of staying home with my boys...Caden going to Kindergarten this fall...it is time. Sniff, sniff! I thought this was very fitting for today! Enjoy!


The Funny Things Kids Say...


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ;o)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O..
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. Ha!!
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.. Now, Louie,do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (LOL!!)
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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I hope you all enjoyed the funnies! Have a fabulous weekend! ;o)

9 comments:

Jen said...

I love kids stuff like that :) I can't believe your baby goes to Kindergarten in the fall! That will be a sad day for sure :(

He And Me + 3 said...

Kids say the funniest things. i have so many funny memories from when I was a teacher and this post made me think of some. Goodness, teaching is one job that is never the same two days in a row.

Shawn said...

Aren't kids just the cutest!??!

Good luck with your return to the work force. We need more teachers like you, that is providing your teaching style is like your parenting and blogging!

Vivienne said...

I've gotten that in an email before. So funny!
Good luck with the job hunt.
I tagged you. :)

MiMi said...

I love that last one! Too cute! :)

Heather said...

Too funny! Thanks for making me smile today!

Have a wonderful weekend!

Miller Racing Family said...

I love the photos, he is just to cute. Have you read the poem, "You left me at the beanstalk"? It is wonderful, I always gave it to my kindergarten parents.
I love all the little sayings, espically the one with Glen being closer to the ground and the formula for water.
I hope all goes well with getting back into teaching, it is wonderful that you have subbing as a back up.
Have a great weekend.

jenjen said...

Those are so funny Rhonda! Good luck with your job search. I am sure you will find something that is perfect for you and your family. I think teaching is the perfect job because you get to be on your kids' schedule.

Have a super weekend. I hope it is sunny where you are!

XOXO
Jen

Leah said...

very cute.

it is hard when your youngest goes to kindergarten, but i actually had a harder time when she went to first grade. maybe since kindergarten was only 1/2 day and first grade was all day. :( i'm used to it now though. ha ha.